Issue 85: 2016 12 22: Khan controlled from Manchuria – Autopay (Chin Chin)

22 December 2016 Khan Controlled From Manchuria Was Autopay designed by the Devil? By Chin Chin I don’t think it is the Russians, nor even the EU.  None of them may like us very much but there is a deviant sadism here which takes the mind further east, perhaps to the legendary villain Fu Manchu.… Continue reading Issue 85: 2016 12 22: Khan controlled from Manchuria – Autopay (Chin Chin)

Issue 38: 2016 01 28:Tories Nationalise Railways (JR Thomas)

28 January 2016 Tories Nationalise Railways by J.R.Thomas Apologies to confused readers; you are right, it is not April Fool’s Day . The proverbial Martian, newly arrived on earth and standing on a garishly decorated railway platform in London, might assume it is though. The Conservative Party is in favour of private enterprise, of allowing… Continue reading Issue 38: 2016 01 28:Tories Nationalise Railways (JR Thomas)

Issue 30: 2015 11 26: Weather

26 November 2015 Weather By Chin Chin I have a nasty feeling that I am under surveillance.  No, it’s not that GCHQ is reading my emails.  Even in that temple to prying, it would be difficult to find anyone willing to undertake such an unrewarding and tedious chore.  Imagine: “My goodness, Froplinson, he’s started inserting… Continue reading Issue 30: 2015 11 26: Weather

Issue 29: 2015 11 19: On Yer Bikes

19 November 2015 On Yer Bikes by J R Thomas The reign of King Boris is coming to a close; the age of the comedians may be over.  For sixteen years London’s Mayors have been rebels, men outside the mainstream, cheeky chappies popular with the public, if less so with their party leaders.  It looks… Continue reading Issue 29: 2015 11 19: On Yer Bikes

Issue 27: 2015 11 05: Week in Brief: UK

05 November 2015 Week in Brief: UK POPULATION FIGURES: The Office for National Statistics predicts that over the next twenty-five years the population of the UK will increase from 64,600,000 to 74,300,000. By then it will have overtaken that of France and, if trends continue, it will overtake that of Germany in 2047. The projected… Continue reading Issue 27: 2015 11 05: Week in Brief: UK

Issue 23: 2015 10 08: Transports of Delight

08 October 2015 Transports of Delight by J R Thomas Given the influence it has on the daily lives of so many Londoners, it is surprisingly seldom that Transport for London (or TfL as it more coyly likes to be called) gets into the headlines.  But it certainly did last week, over what it no… Continue reading Issue 23: 2015 10 08: Transports of Delight

Issue 7: 2015 06 18: Troubled Bridge Over Water

18 June 2015 Troubled Bridge Over Water by J R Thomas Ms Joanna Lumley is a National Icon.  Beautiful, intelligent, a great wit, a fine actress, a harrier of governments over bad behaviours, hero first class of the Ghurkhas, a proper person, and, in short, a model to us all. But we live in an age… Continue reading Issue 7: 2015 06 18: Troubled Bridge Over Water

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