14 December 2017 Bitcoin or Bitcon A most reliable algorithm. By Chin Chin Bastards, what do they think I pay them for? Quick enough to take the money for managing my ISA, of course. Oh yes, anything with plenty of fees attached is near to their hearts. But tip me off about really top investments… Continue reading Issue 133: 2017 12 14: Bitcoin or Bitcon (Chin Chin)
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Issue 132: 2017 12 07: The Climb To The Top (Chin Chin)
07 December 2017 The Climb To The Top Selling sex. By Chin Chin Lying, cheating, dishonest swine, that’s what I say. I’m going to get hold of the trading standards people and tell them what I think about that hyped-up nonsense! That’ll fix the bastards! Who? Those bloody journalists, of course, the ones who have… Continue reading Issue 132: 2017 12 07: The Climb To The Top (Chin Chin)
Issue 131: 2017 11 30: Autumnal Cheer (Chin Chin)
30 November 2017 Autumnal Cheer Tax return time is here. By Chin Chin For many, autumn is a sad season. The warmth has largely gone out of the sun and, although the days are often bright, the weather is turning colder and wetter. For those who live in the country it may be an opportunity… Continue reading Issue 131: 2017 11 30: Autumnal Cheer (Chin Chin)
Issue 130: 2017 11 23: Ace Reporter (Chin Chin)
23 November 2017 Ace Reporter! Chin Chin turns to politics By Chin Chin Phew, the Shaw Sheet published my article last week. That is a big relief. Unfortunately though, my career as an investigative journalist has suffered a setback. You see a crucial part of the “Panorama method” is confrontation, hassling the victims so that… Continue reading Issue 130: 2017 11 23: Ace Reporter (Chin Chin)
Issue 129: 2017 11 16: Sexing Up Paradise (Chin Chin)
16 November 2017 Sexing Up Paradise An exclusive exposé. By Chin Chin It’s a Brave New World and a cold one. Demoted from weekly to occasional columnist by the editors of the Shaw Sheet, how on earth am I going to get my articles accepted? Something spectacular is needed. Rebranding, yes, that’s the thing. I’ll… Continue reading Issue 129: 2017 11 16: Sexing Up Paradise (Chin Chin)
Issue 128: 2017 11 09: An Advance Too Many? (Chin Chin)
09 November 2017 An Advance Too Many? Chin Chin loses column. By Chin Chin Reduced to an occasional writer! Well, I knew that there were changes afoot at the Shaw Sheet but this is ridiculous. In I came, cheery as always, half an hour before the others so that I have a moment to tidy… Continue reading Issue 128: 2017 11 09: An Advance Too Many? (Chin Chin)
Issue 127: 2017 11 02: A Matter Of Time (Chin Chin)
02 November 2017 A Matter Of Time An extra hour in bed. By Chin Chin We all know, without perhaps being quite sure why, that time goes at different speeds in different frames of reference. That is one of the more startling conclusions of Einstein’s Special Theory of Relativity. Still, there is nothing in that… Continue reading Issue 127: 2017 11 02: A Matter Of Time (Chin Chin)
Issue 126: 2017 10 26: Cambridge – Once A Great University (Chin Chin)
26 October 2017 Cambridge – Once A Great University A literary adjustment. By Chin Chin Thank the Good Lord for the University of Cambridge. Well, no, not the Lord in the sense of Christ or one or more thirds of the Holy Trinity. That would be too exclusive, offensive to other religions or even worse… Continue reading Issue 126: 2017 10 26: Cambridge – Once A Great University (Chin Chin)
Issue 125: 2017 10 19: Bad News Opportunity (Chin Chin)
19 October 2017 Bad News Opportunity Using the Hollywood sex scandal. By Chin Chin Well there’s an opportunity to be sure. While the attention of the nation is focused on Hollywood actresses and casting couches, other news can be slipped out without anyone spotting it. What is it you said? Something about the Treasury having… Continue reading Issue 125: 2017 10 19: Bad News Opportunity (Chin Chin)
Issue 124: 2017 10 12: Essay Shopping (Chin Chin)
12 October 2017 Essay Shopping Room for diversification. By Chin Chin Some people would carp at anything and the Quality Assurance Agency for Higher Education clearly has more than its fair proportion of naysayers. Their latest target? Essay websites providing material which the student can use to obtain his or her degree or Ph.D. What… Continue reading Issue 124: 2017 10 12: Essay Shopping (Chin Chin)
Issue 123: 2017 10 05: Top Facts (Chin Chin)
05 October 2017 Top Facts Their use and the Zulu principle. By Chin Chin Well, strike me purple. There I was with a really top fact, convinced that I was the only one who knew it, when the first person I tried it out on came up with the answer in seconds. It all comes… Continue reading Issue 123: 2017 10 05: Top Facts (Chin Chin)
Issue 122: 2017 09 28: Freshers’ Week (Chin Chin)
28 September 2017 Freshers’ Week Horticulture can breed distress. By Chin Chin I do not know whether Jacob Rees-Mogg objects to being known as the hon member for the 18th century, but I certainly resent it when changes which took place in my lifetime are described as ancient history. There was a bad example of… Continue reading Issue 122: 2017 09 28: Freshers’ Week (Chin Chin)
Issue 121: 2017 09 21: Getting fit from your armchair (Chin Chin)
21 September 2017 Getting Fit From Your Armchair Science marches on. By Chin Chin A bit queasy after overindulgence on the family holiday? A little worried that the fatigue could eventually turn into diabetes? Depressed at the thought of going to the gym to restore yourself to a healthy weight? Well, chaps, worry no longer.… Continue reading Issue 121: 2017 09 21: Getting fit from your armchair (Chin Chin)
